{"month":"6","num":3257,"link":"","year":"2026","news":"","safe_title":"Beam Pipe","transcript":"","alt":"'If you keep trying to spray your collaborators with the beam when they're not looking, I'm turning off the ion source and NO one will get to play with the beam!' --Physics's mom","img":"https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/beam_pipe.png","title":"Beam Pipe","day":"10","imgRetina":"https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/beam_pipe_2x.png"}